Options Asshole

Time for me to start to buy everyone else’s pain Bidu,Baba,Bzun,YY,WB,etc. Also X steel and OXY. I’m also looking to shop for a new house in advance of the gains I am about to receive... guess who’s house it was beforehand? YOURS! Maybe next time don’t bet your house money short tesla while I gain 100%

Today was fun! I took your money! You were out fear selling, I was buying! Nice turnaround!

When people sell short a stock they can lose more than they have if they don’t buy insurance. Tesla stock was 25% short when I buy it and it was 20% short not long before earnings. The stock shot up more than 100% from where I bought it. If you were short your net worth you now owe your broker money and your net worth is now zero. LOL! Start over! Do not pass go do not collect $200. I’ve never had sellers remorse immediately after taking a big profit and I’ve never had trouble letting go of a winner after the trade is over. I had that with Tesla... I don’t let emotion prevent me from making the trade... first time for everything. Anyone still long this name, you get my respect... but knowing you, you’re probably short the most hated stock with the largest short position. Tesla is up to $640 per share after hours. I am considering engineering a plan to crash the economy so I can get Tesla cheap again but that won’t happen until every short has covered and there are statues of Elon ...

I forgot to mention a few things about your fundamentals. When earnings are the lowest and industry is distressed, those negative earnings that exist may not be "typical" and as such as the cycle improves what you are actually paying might reflect a PE of 1 or less when actually it looks like you are paying a PE of 200 or more. Perpetual secular growers will trade at high multiples forever until the secular story is almost over. When growth stories are near peaks PEs may be quite reasonable but in fact if you would adjust it to what it may be in 1 or 2 years from now or what it averaged over that time it might be negative. Earnings forecasts are terrible just like your returns HAHAA, buddy! What about combining fundamentals like PEG price to earnings to growth rate? Those don't work either. A cyclical industry should be overpaid for when it's early on as earnings will likely accelerate and grow at an increasing pace and so overpaying for the miniscule growth i act...

Do you ever wonder why you read books, you study, you read reports, you think you do everything rightr and yet you still lose money? Here's why your fundamentals are wrong. The best stocks in the best industries will overbuild, overpay for assets to expand, will increase debt as the outlook has never been better and the earnings forecasts will be much higher than they should be based on the fact that every time they made aggressive forecasts they beat them before. And then everyone wants a piece of the industry, no price seems too expensive as the company has accelerating growth and perhaps has even grown into it's earnings to reasonable PEs in some cases and the play seems super obvious. But everyone owns the stock and so there isn't enough buying pressure to keep prices this high. Even on good news when people decide the future is bright some will use that event to take profit, and there isn't enough buyers below. Others rush for the exit. THis is only in regards to...

You probably shouldn’t read this blog. I’m better than you. If you trade along with me you will probably only cramp my style. I’m the options asshole. Many of my trades spend 65% of the time down, I might only win about 33% of the time, but when I win, I win big and several times my risk. This will cause most people to hate my most of the time. Listen buddy, I am only telling what I do, a I’m not logging into the account and making your trades. Truth is, if you follow me I will already be half a move ahead of you. But if you bet against me, You might as well save your time and write me a check. Donations accepted!